Choose the path that you take.

2009-09-05T10:09:00.000-07:00

Ooo la la. I'm so happy. I learnt some more Michael Jackson's dance moves. Even my cousins and teacher said i have flexibility and i'm natural!!! And my voice strangely sounds more and more like MJ, more and more high-pitch. Haha!!!! Dat's bcos i'm the successor of MJ!!!!

Last nite overnite @ my grandma's place with my cousins. SO FUN!!!! As usual, we have supper @ coffeeshops near my grandma's place and yeah my favourite JOLLY SHANDY, ice cream bought from 7-Eleven. I love their Big Gulp and mashed potatoes too!!! I tried to bargain 10 cents cheaper for about a minute, but the cashier dun let. Maybe i should practise more on my bargaining tactics. And of course the cashier deserves some TIPS. I receive a change of $2.05 and i give the 5 cents from the change to the cashier as TIPS. It gives me a great sense of satisfaction.

YES!!! I also overcome my fear of heights and can now climb up and down the pole thingy, i dunno wad is it called, every fitness corner also got one. And my reward is Oreo ice-blended drink!!! YOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We had a game of poker or 'water poker' as wad we call it as the forfeit for losing is drinking water. Just drinking water can be torturous too. I lose many times so i have to drink alot, 2 whole jugs of water in total. And i just had my supper. The feeling of bloatedness is sick. And i almost vomited. And i ended up having constant high tide and peeing continuously for one hour while shitting. Now i can imagine how it feels like being tortured by the Japanese during WWII. But i still quite like the process. I also dunno why i love to self-torture, like eating wasabi or straining my arms on an exercise equipment, holding there for one minute.

What i love most is doing funny and stupid things like singing in the toilets, in the lift to a stranger, and many more other silly actions. Now it's the beginning of the September holidays, so i must make full use of this week to PLAY HARD, recuperate and when school reopens, STUDY HARD. I think i will stop here before Bernie makes her second successful attempt in plugging out my modem. BERNIE CAN'T STOP ME. heehee.

mother or girlfriend ?

2009-09-04T21:20:00.000-07:00

Bernie !! thats the name of my mum ! But I feel that i am beginnin to develop feelings for her . because she is with me like 12 hours a day. we eat together, study together and go shopping together ! omg !! I feel like she's beginning to look so beautiful, jus like my girlfriend. what should i do ?? bernie bernie !

2009-09-04T21:16:00.000-07:00

HELLO!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Heal the world make it a better place for you and for me and the entire human race
Let us save GAIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-18T00:40:00.000-07:00

I hav a unique family. There's no clear line in the relationship between me and my parents. I call my mum Bernie and my dad Daddy Geoffrey. I love Bernie.
Our family have weird timetables and schedules and behaviours that made us special and UNIQUE, of course. At 4am, you can hear the hustle and bustle as my family are busy carrying on their activities. My mum is in the kitchen cooking some stuff, probably my supper or perhaps my breakfast. cya tonite!!! im going home from popo house !!!

2009-07-17T07:30:00.000-07:00

TIME TO PUT THIS FAT GAY IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!

2009-07-17T07:22:00.000-07:00

the eye jerk is actually the lan-jiao face or fuck face that u call it. or monkey face. cute right? Another trademark of mine is my lovely barking. WOOF!!!!!!!!

2009-07-17T07:10:00.000-07:00

I am john kan, aka larry kan. This is my philosophy. I go for the kill. My own food, i stock up. Other people's food, i go for the kill. This is my philosophy. This is my second philosophy. I go for the expensive ones. My own money, i go for the cheap ones. Other people's money, i go for the expensive ones. -john kan aka larry kan
Today, i learnt how to moonwalk. I CAN DO IT!!!!!! I am the successor of Michael Jackson!! I am Michael Jackson's prodigy!! I also learnt some of his cool moves. I can shake my hips very well. I am now at my grandmother's place, practising my eye jerk. I know all of u like my unique dancing and my eye jerk. because I'M GOD'S GIFT TO THIS WORLD!!!!!!!

2009-04-05T21:37:00.000-07:00

U noa wad? I finally hav a girlfriend.And this time it's serious. Coz all my past girlfriends are notfor real.But this time it's for REAL! I'm not gonna tell her name. We r both very and honestly very sincere about each other. She LIKES ME!!!!!! I'm looking forward to go home home with her afterthat.

2008-06-02T03:46:00.000-07:00

I enjoyed this holiday so much!!!! One of my cousin is currently in Shanghai 4 a one-week visit and cross xchange programme and will be back by tmr. I'm jus so envy of him. But i still enjoy my time with my other cousins. We spent our time playing, play, play play all day. We stayed overnight at my grandma's place for 4 days and 3 nights, SHIOK man!!!!!! I've oso downloaded 5 episodes of 'Survivor: All Stars' into my laptop and watch it when i'm free. I luv watching Survivor and i'm a fan of it. Oh gosh, there's this guy called Tom in Chapera tribe, he damn sick and obscene 1 lor. He went about naked everywhere, and in one of the episodes, he took off his pants and rubbed his penis on Sue, one of the member, while playing one of the challenge. In the end, Sue quited the game. I oso wanted 2 install d game Prince of Persia into my laptop. D game itself is 4GB, but my laptop's memory space is only 2GB (sounds rather ridiculous ryt?). So sad.
I've oso downloaded many Jay Chou MTV videos such as Tui Hou, Ye Qu, Qing Tian, Zui Chang de Dian Ying, Wo Bu Pei, Chun Hua Wan, Cai Hong, Pu Gong Ying De Yue Ding, Ting Ma Ma De Hua, Qi Li Xiang, Bu Neng Shuo De Mi Mi, Feng and so on. I've oso downloaded LinkinPark's Faint, Chris Brown's With You (the video that hits 44 million viewers, overtaking Linkin Park), and Flo Ride feat. T-Pain-Low.
I think it's time 4 me 2 widen my music knowledge and appreciation by listening 2 and being exposed 2 a wide range and variety of songs, singers, music and genres and not sticking 2 d same old ones dat i often listen 2. Just like what our choir instructor mentioned 2 us 2dae.

2008-06-01T03:45:00.002-07:00

I enjoyed this holiday really much. While one of my cousin is currently in Shanghai for a one-week stay and cross exchange programme, i still enjoyed really much with my other cousins, overnight stay at my Grandma's place. Four days, three nights, damn fun man. This holiday already so shiok so far, I guessed this December holiday would be even more shiok man. How i wish i could go to Michael's place again at Bt Timah, The Raintree. The Raintree condo is rather deserted 1 lor, bcoz it's near the Bt Timah Nature Reserve. It's just so super fun and cool, hiking in the forest with Michael and Chin Guan. And 1 of these days, maybe i'll call Wei Hao out and catch a movie. It's been quite long since i watched Enchanted at the Lot 1 cinema with him. This time, maybe Orchard Cineleisure whould be a good choice as it's very fun there and a lot of things to see and pla, although things there may be quite ex. i dun want 2 go 4 the Annual Choir Camp which is from 4-6 June, Wed to Fri. I find it's a waste of time and money lor. Need to pay $25 for it lor, $15 for camp tee and $10 for food. Last year oso same thing, which is actually quite boring. Sing sing sing until i got no voice liao. Anw, i enjoy singing and we r going to hav an xchange programme with i think Pierce Sec at Ang Mo Kio during the camp, just like the xchange programme we had with ACS last year. The thing i'm looking forward to in the camp is of course watching movie on the first night and the Talent Night on the 2nd night.
Currently, the main problem the choir is facing is the lack of guys. There r too little guys in choir. Now, there's Mark, BenJia, Ashri, Xian Da and I (all Sec 3s), pathetic ryt? The Sec 4s stepped down after the Speech Day and there r no Sec 1 and Sec 2 boys taking over us. So, the choir boys r going 2 'extinct' soon. If we still can't get any boys by next term, we will be DOOMED!!!!! So please help us and co-operate with us!!! If u can sing and love singing, please join choir, don't be shy and don't hesitate any longer. Trust me, u won't regret 4 joining choir. PLEASE!!! This is seriously very urgent............

Choosing your own path.

2008-05-29T21:29:00.000-07:00

To all those who visited this blog, I must say some things to all of you.

For every action your guys do, comes with a consequence behind it. It depends wherethe you want to choose the right path or not. I know, all you guys understand all actions that you did wherethe is good or bad. You choose the path you take, thats the principle of equivalent trade.

2008-05-28T07:52:00.000-07:00

YOHOO! the holidays r here again. Can go watch movies, Speed Racer and Ironman i watch liao. Now, deciding wad i should watch next? play Travian, Assassin's Creed and the latest Audition sea, a game related to Maplestory, like Cabal, and requires u to dance lah. it was quite fun but there r so many keys to press and it's very fast. holiday oso means staying overnite @ muaii cousins' and grandma's place. Holiday oso means playing X-Box! Halo 1, 2 and 3 is still the game i enjoyed the most, followed by Sims 1 and 2 and Need for Speed-Carbon. I'm hoping 2 get a new PSP. but my dad disallowed coz i scored so badly 4 my Mid-Year. I'm so jealous some of my classmates could go to japan. If i jus score better and pass my Geog 4 mid-year, i can go liao lor. Nvm, i will work hard from term 3 onwards. I failed 4 subjects, very ridiculous ryt? dis holiday still quite okay lah, except dat i need 2 go back 2 skool a few tyms. I went 4 a few auditions 4 d dunearnite thingy liao, but d instructor still dunno awd role should i take. Mark oso the same. BenJia is Rolfe, Liesl's boyfren! Haha good luck 2 him. But hope i will not b a nun. 2dae jus went4 d audition, tmr still need to come back again.
and i dun even understand a single word from the SS assignment cher given 2 us. I dun
understand and noa how 2 do lor.

2008-04-28T00:55:00.001-07:00

It's oleadi2008, a very IMPORTANT year and a tough year ahead, maybe half a year. 1 more month to June holiday.....6 more months to December holiday!!!!!!!!! dis year si beh shiok, si beh suay oso lor!! I feel very 4tunate 2 hav a cher lyk Mdm Leow lor. She mayb b fierce and strict and biase lor, but i LOVE her character, I LUV IT MAN!!

2008-04-08T04:13:00.000-07:00

Recently, don't know what shit have gotten into me... It seems that I'm always in deep shit at all times... Yes, perfect way, which is to fail my way through......

2007-11-19T02:24:00.000-08:00

Yeah! 2dae got results liao. I'm going 2 3e1 next year! I'm quite happy with d group & subjects i'm allocate to, and wei hao will also b in d same class as mi, but i'm quite disappointed dat i'll b in d same class as Melvin.

2007-11-14T07:09:00.000-08:00

This holidae boring sia. Everydae not watch TV, then play computer games like y8.com, mofunzone.com, Combat Grounds, Harbinger, Maplestory, Spiderman 3, Matrix-The Path of Neo, Command and Conquer, Max Payne or cards games lyk Duel Masters and 'Cho Dai Ti' with muaii cousins. So far muaii cousins didn't invite mi to watch movies with them. During d past, we always had d habit of going 2 Vivocity during d holidaes. Even b4 d official opening of Vivocity, we have already went there 4 times. There's me, Kevin, Ryan, Shawn and Angus. We go there very often and had a great time. I luv d cinema and arcade there, yeah! Sometimes, we also splash water at each other at d shallow pools at d top level. But now, all these 'traditions' hav became history to me, but not them. All bcoz of last year during December. Bcoz we went there almost everydae and play like SIAO and made a fool of ourselves, muaii mum was really mad and was really upset dat muaii cousins 'bullied' her and show no respect 4 her. So when she couldn't take it anymore, she went 2 complain 2 muaii aunt, muaii grandma and many of muaii relatives. Muaii relatives were so furious at Kevin and Ryan, especially their parents, and got scolded. Soon, hatred and grudges arised btween muaii mum and muaii cousins. We still meet each other, but at first, they're still quite unfriendly to me, let alone muaii mum. They said muaii mum backstabbed and betrayed them. But soon, best frenz again, yeah! I'm really suffering from peer pressure dat time, moreover, muaii parents wanted 2 divorce. So I understand how muaii mum felt. She even cried over d phone when talking 2 muaii grandma. It has already been a year, i thought muaii cousins hav already 4given, but it seems lyk they still hasn't totally. So far, i only watched 1 movie since October, which was Bee Movie. Last tym, we would watch about 9 to 10 movies during d holidae. Hope 1 dae muaii cousins invite me 2 catch a movie @ Vivocity. But i think now already very good liao. I can get 2 stay overnite @ muaii Grandma's house @ West Coast, with Ryan. We had so far stay overnite about 5 times dis holidae, and there will be somemore in d near future, dis tym, with both Ryan and Kevin. Kevin has almost. We enjoy spending quality tym with muaii grandma lyk talking 2 her, go shopping with her, or hav meals together. We also have lots of fun over there. In short, we have very close bonds, yeah! And we all luv Jay Chou! JAY CHOU RAWKS!

Depressed

2007-11-13T02:14:00.000-08:00

What's wrong with me? I feel tired all the time. I tend to sleep more recently. I'm always frustrated for the past one month. I get angry easily, I'm always in a bad mood. For a moment, I'm fine and happy, but the next moment, my mood suddenly change. Not only that, my eating habit is getting poor. When I'm down, I would gobble down lots of food to make myself feel better. Because of this, my weight is getting more and more shocking (it's soaring). When I eat alot, my weight will gain, and when my weight gains, I feel guilty and frustrated, and when I'm frustrated, I would eat alot, and it goes on and on. I'm getting really rebellious and complains for the whole day. I'm really not happy with myself, the world, and everything. I always feel so dissatified, and my thoughts always running wild. I felt so worthless and awkward. Even thoughts of commiting suicide flashed through my mind. Sometimes I wonder why is God so unfair. Why is this happening to me.

2007-11-12T01:30:00.000-08:00

Here r 12 things u may not noa about mi but u MUST.
1)I was born premature.
2)I was mistaken 4 being autistic when i was 4 as i seldom speaks and mix with others.
3)I was seduced and molested by muaii galfren when i was 5 as we were young & ignorant @ dat tym.
4)I almost got drowned when i was 6 as some1 pushed mi into d water @ a swimming pool.
5)I was only baptized when i was 7, while most other Catholics were baptized not long after their birth.
6)I only learnt how 2 ride a bike when i was 9.
7)I almost lost muaii life when i was 11,when riding d 'Wet and Wild' @ d Escape Theme Park. I broke & fractured muaii left arm.
8)Muaii parents almost got divorced when i was 13, as muaii dad didn't giv maintenance & mentally abused her & they couldn't get along well.
9)I was constantly molested by Melvin when i'm studying Secondary 2.
10)I usually made d 'wrong' frens, mostly in primary school, so dun b angry,my girl, Mark or any1 else who regard mi as ur fren. They r mostly lazy or nerdy, dat's all.
11)I'm lazy, i'm demanding,especially 2 muaii parents & forgetful. I always complain about life and daydreams alot. I'm also a jealouspot. When i get angry, i could cause earthquake. I would throw & smash things everywhere, bang d wall, wardrode & so on, scream at d top of muaii voice & beat d person or people i'm mad at, destroy or dirty d person's properties, & lastly, run into muaii room or d bathroom, bang d door & cry silently inside.
12)D thing i'm afraid of d most is DARKNESS..............................................

2007-11-09T02:17:00.000-08:00

DIS HOLIDAE IS GONNA B VERY SIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOEVER WANTS TO COME INTO MY LAIR. FEEL FREE TO DO SO. I WANT TO HAVE GALS TO ENTERTAIN MI WITH THE MOST FUN GAMES THAT I CAN COME UP WITH. HAHAHA...........

2007-11-09T02:12:00.000-08:00

For those who went into muaii blog and type something inside d c-box, i want 2 give muaii greatest tnx & i really APPRECIATE ur comments. Feel free 2 reply. But PLEASE DO NOT SPAM MUAII BLOG, kaes?

2007-09-29T09:08:00.000-07:00

Very long never update blog liao. Now already exam period so very stressful. U noa i haven't even revise 4 d rest of d subjects. and y must dat Melvin keep on seducing and molesting me, made me cannot concentrare on my studies. And i felt really left out. Last year i was 5th in class and 7th in level but now, a very high chance i would become last in class, Dis year 2 me is really a MISERABLE year.Y can't people appreciate my hard work and efforts?

2007-09-26T01:16:00.000-07:00

WAH LAU 2DAE VERY SIAN EH! I DUNNO WHY I FEEL SO BAD 2 DAE. dAT WEI HAO AH GO AND TORTURE MI LIKE SHIT LIKE DAT

2007-08-16T05:20:00.000-07:00

Today, i came to my girl house. His house is a condominium. It is so god damn big. Just walking about the house is so darn tiring. Maybe its a real good exercise for fat people like me. today, during history, we were being arranged into groups of four. Yeah, i am so darn lucky having to get into the same group as kai en. supposingly, i should be sitting in between mayshuan and kai en. But i better not, cause kai en sure will hate me forever.

2007-07-05T20:20:00.000-07:00

I want to introduce a girl from 2E3, her name is Stephanie Halim. She's quite pretty but if she's slimmer, I guess she will win the beauty contest. I get to know her through Mrs Luke, probably my matchmaker. I guess both of us have chemistry. Moreover, both of us are overweight. Both of us also failed our NAPFA test. Isn't us compatible. I get to meet her every day except for saturday cause we went to the same church every sunday.

2007-05-19T05:50:00.000-07:00

Hehe... I have finally defeated weihao in the average so far. By 1 precious mark... Haha, I rule the world... He is such a pain in my ass

2007-04-25T18:31:00.000-07:00

Hello! I am john, and I have a girlfriend named Christin. But now I kind of like May Shuan. And I always called her 'Chickenlittle' as she looks like one. She is a very cute girl... I love to flirt around with girls... Beware! i am a cunning and sly person. I also like Ronamie the filipino which I knew from choir, whose 5 years my senior so I find that she's too old for me. But the one I like most is still May Shuan...I wish to marry her...